Slice of Life: Signs and Symbols in Seoul

This sign at a park in Seoul, South Korea tells people what they can do, and what they can't do.  I can't read Korean, so I'll guess at what the symbols mean:

• Please walk your dog here
• Please take a sapling home with you
• Do not have bad breath
• Do not bring your office desk to the park and do work
• Do not light your farts on fire
• Hold your wife's hand while you walk
• Do not use the letter P when you speak
• Do not park on the grass

Now we're both experts in a language we don't understand.